HOT STUFF VITAL(ITY) MUG
$ 36.00
Size GuideBlack ceramic printed coffee mug
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
Feel brand-new with every sip of untamed possibility – a rainbow of “no-no’s” designed for a lifetime of daily use. The Vital(ity) Mug makes other mugs look like toys. Wake up like a boss and exercise your mouth with 16 ounces of satisfying truth - the real secret to long lasting health. We know…shocking. Legendary. When you take charge of your morning, you take charge of your life. Take one for each person you know. Heck, hand them out on the street. You can breathe. It’s the real you. And it’s a beautiful thing. They don’t call us BFF for nothing. The last mug you’ll ever need to buy. Wait no more.
- Matt finish; stoneware
- Dishwasher safe
- Imported. Exclusive design.
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Size GuideContemporary printed square silk scarf
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