$ 42.00Size Guide
Naughty but nice 'greeting cards' for rude people
Rest easy with these pocket-sized superstars that you can take wherever you go. Designed for the b*tch in you and honoring the rich tradition of the ‘birdie’, these babies always come through in the crunch and allow you to maintain the portrait of a lady. 52 birdie cards – rationed as one per week for the year. Obviously, if you suffer from “I’m permanently surrounded by a*sholesness,” or you, yourself have straight up a*sholitis, then you’ll need to increase your stack. For those “I have no words and my mouth is just gaping open in such a high shrill gasp that I only hear silence” moments… we have two especially considerate cards with boxes you can select. We will call it the ‘f*ck bouquet’. Life made easy. Because we get it, and we love you. You’ll wonder how you ever managed without it. Save the lipstick, and be a lady about it.
$ 245.00Size Guide
Long vintage lace printed silk scarf in black
There’s simply no substitute for swearing, and for that matter, swearing in French. It just sounds better. It is better. Everything in your life is better. Be your own icon in this light-weight print of profanity-splattered vintage lace, spun from silk-habotai for a luxuriously soft feel - your endless source of relief and companionship. Release your frustrations and transcend the ‘goody’ in you. Discover the unexpected thrill of an unmasked existence. Some hard-won wisdom? Expression now, ends unsightly f*ck-ups later. Your best self starts here. Its indispensable. You, are indispensable.
$ 395.00Size Guide
Contemporary printed square silk scarf
This contemporary, lustrous silk print is a lavish feast of hidden yet unrestrained profanity, meticulously handcrafted to wake up the bad*ss in you. Dirty pink “F’s” pepper the classically elegant polk-a-dots with slashings of splattered paint - a marriage of beauty and beast in their most powerful forms. Drape, wrap, accent…your desire is its pleasure. Turn fear into confidence. Be seen. Be noticed. Create more time in your schedule for the things that matter.
$ 36.00Size Guide
Black ceramic printed coffee mug
Feel brand-new with every sip of untamed possibility – a rainbow of “no-no’s” designed for a lifetime of daily use. The Vital(ity) Mug makes other mugs look like toys. Wake up like a boss and exercise your mouth with 16 ounces of satisfying truth - the real secret to long lasting health. We know…shocking. Legendary. When you take charge of your morning, you take charge of your life. Take one for each person you know. Heck, hand them out on the street. You can breathe. It’s the real you. And it’s a beautiful thing. They don’t call us BFF for nothing. The last mug you’ll ever need to buy. Wait no more.