$ 56.00
Size GuideCute hipster kids white unisex toddler tee with double-sided print
No more chugging wine in the corner of aisle 3 as your child has an epic meltdown. Now you can proudly do it in the middle of the checkout lane. This peerless, impeccably correct t-shirt, is the first ever virtual parenting assistant, and our newest BFF. Our winning team, offers you a streamlined approach to those red-faced, sponsor-inducing outings. Simply point to ‘little sheeter’ with a knowing glance and mingle with unknown comrades amidst the warzone of that called parenting. But since your kids are, of course, always angels and you, of course, never refer to them in such a manner, you can smile as you present their ‘never sweeter’ emblazoned chest for those family photos. A miracle? We think so. Feel in charge now, like a real adult. It’s more satisfying than you can believe. Spend less money on wine, and more on you.
*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Elijah is 3 ½ years old, 39 lbs and wears our 2T for a snug style.
$ 245.00
Size GuideLong vintage lace printed silk scarf in black
There’s simply no substitute for swearing, and for that matter, swearing in French. It just sounds better. It is better. Everything in your life is better. Be your own icon in this light-weight print of profanity-splattered vintage lace, spun from silk-habotai for a luxuriously soft feel - your endless source of relief and companionship. Release your frustrations and transcend the ‘goody’ in you. Discover the unexpected thrill of an unmasked existence. Some hard-won wisdom? Expression now, ends unsightly f*ck-ups later. Your best self starts here. Its indispensable. You, are indispensable.
$ 92.00
Size GuideBlack cotton booty shorts
We’re totally obsessed. Perfectly proportioned - bewitching, yet assertive; these versatile shorts have just the right amount of cheek. Their feather-weight body allows for compact, on-the-go, styling. Take them wherever you dare. Fold them in your back pocket for an outfit change. Layer under a caftan. Hug your body all night (or day) long in their soft allure. Your spirit will go “ahhh”. Cheek ya’ later. Pyjama party 7 sharp.
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
$ 68.00
Size GuideFitted black long racer back tank
Whether you’re exercising, wearing exercise clothes to pretend you exercise, or just flattering your figure with this formfitting longer body silhouette, we got you. It's black, it’s soft, it breathes, it hugs… and it swears…without swearing…well, kind of… How is this not in your wardrobe basics already?! oh, yeah. Because it’s not basic and because we’ve been hiding your entire life. Don’t worry. Not anymore. We’re at your service, wild one. We’re changing the rules because you deserve better. Every day. And life isn’t waiting for no one and no thang. This is your time.
*** Disclaimer: Lace shown in images is from the model's undergarment and is not included with this purchase. No garment is exactly alike.
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.