FLAT OUT OF GOOD IDEAS, BIRDIE CARDS
$ 42.00
Size GuideNaughty but nice 'greeting cards' for rude people
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
Rest easy with these pocket-sized superstars that you can take wherever you go. Designed for the b*tch in you and honoring the rich tradition of the ‘birdie’, these babies always come through in the crunch and allow you to maintain the portrait of a lady. 52 birdie cards – rationed as one per week for the year. Obviously, if you suffer from “I’m permanently surrounded by a*sholesness,” or you, yourself have straight up a*sholitis, then you’ll need to increase your stack. For those “I have no words and my mouth is just gaping open in such a high shrill gasp that I only hear silence” moments… we have two especially considerate cards with boxes you can select. We will call it the ‘f*ck bouquet’. Life made easy. Because we get it, and we love you. You’ll wonder how you ever managed without it. Save the lipstick, and be a lady about it.
- 54 individual poker sized cards
- Gloss finish; thick & durable
- Packaged in a clear plastic box for easy care
- Imported. Exclusive design.
#SAVETHELIPSTICK
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BLACK MERDE SILK SCARF
$ 245.00
Size GuideLong vintage lace printed silk scarf in black
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
There’s simply no substitute for swearing, and for that matter, swearing in French. It just sounds better. It is better. Everything in your life is better. Be your own icon in this light-weight print of profanity-splattered vintage lace, spun from silk-habotai for a luxuriously soft feel - your endless source of relief and companionship. Release your frustrations and transcend the ‘goody’ in you. Discover the unexpected thrill of an unmasked existence. Some hard-won wisdom? Expression now, ends unsightly f*ck-ups later. Your best self starts here. Its indispensable. You, are indispensable.
- Multi-colored silk; black hemmed edges
- 16" x 72"
- 100 % silk habotai
- Hand wash in cold water. Re-shape and lay flat to air dry. (Silk softens after first wash.)
- Imported. Exclusive design.
#DIRTYBUTPRETTY
CAUGHT YA' LOOKIN' CHEEKY RUFFLE SHORTS
$ 92.00
Size GuideBlack cotton booty shorts
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
We’re totally obsessed. Perfectly proportioned - bewitching, yet assertive; these versatile shorts have just the right amount of cheek. Their feather-weight body allows for compact, on-the-go, styling. Take them wherever you dare. Fold them in your back pocket for an outfit change. Layer under a caftan. Hug your body all night (or day) long in their soft allure. Your spirit will go “ahhh”. Cheek ya’ later. Pyjama party 7 sharp.
- Black eco-hybrid micro jersey
- Slip on
- Self-fabric waistband with elastic
- Wash cold. Let dry.
- Made in USA
#CHEEKYALATER
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
EFF RACER BACK TANK TOP
$ 68.00
Size GuideFitted black long racer back tank
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
Whether you’re exercising, wearing exercise clothes to pretend you exercise, or just flattering your figure with this formfitting longer body silhouette, we got you. It's black, it’s soft, it breathes, it hugs… and it swears…without swearing…well, kind of… How is this not in your wardrobe basics already?! oh, yeah. Because it’s not basic and because we’ve been hiding your entire life. Don’t worry. Not anymore. We’re at your service, wild one. We’re changing the rules because you deserve better. Every day. And life isn’t waiting for no one and no thang. This is your time.
- Black cotton with white print
- Slip on
- 98% combed & ring-spun cotton; 2% spandex
- Wash cold. Let dry.
- Printed in the USA. Exclusive design.
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*** Disclaimer: Lace shown in images is from the model's undergarment and is not included with this purchase. No garment is exactly alike.
Tamara is 5'6 ½", 120 lbs and wears our size Small.
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