FLAT OUT OF GOOD IDEAS, BIRDIE CARDS - Brutiful Me
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FLAT OUT OF GOOD IDEAS, BIRDIE CARDS

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Naughty but nice 'greeting cards' for rude people

-EDITOR'S NOTES-

Rest easy with these pocket-sized superstars that you can take wherever you go. Designed for the b*tch in you and honoring the rich tradition of the ‘birdie’, these babies always come through in the crunch and allow you to maintain the portrait of a lady. 52 birdie cards – rationed as one per week for the year. Obviously, if you suffer from “I’m permanently surrounded by a*sholesness,” or you, yourself have straight up a*sholitis, then you’ll need to increase your stack. For those “I have no words and my mouth is just gaping open in such a high shrill gasp that I only hear silence” moments… we have two especially considerate cards with boxes you can select. We will call it the ‘f*ck bouquet’. Life made easy. Because we get it, and we love you. You’ll wonder how you ever managed without it. Save the lipstick, and be a lady about it.

  • 54 individual poker sized cards
  • Gloss finish; thick & durable
  • Packaged in a clear plastic box for easy care
  • Imported. Exclusive design.

 

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