$ 56.00
Size GuideCute hipster kids white unisex toddler tee with double-sided print
No more chugging wine in the corner of aisle 3 as your child has an epic meltdown. Now you can proudly do it in the middle of the checkout lane. This peerless, impeccably correct t-shirt, is the first ever virtual parenting assistant, and our newest BFF. Our winning team, offers you a streamlined approach to those red-faced, sponsor-inducing outings. Simply point to ‘little sheeter’ with a knowing glance and mingle with unknown comrades amidst the warzone of that called parenting. But since your kids are, of course, always angels and you, of course, never refer to them in such a manner, you can smile as you present their ‘never sweeter’ emblazoned chest for those family photos. A miracle? We think so. Feel in charge now, like a real adult. It’s more satisfying than you can believe. Spend less money on wine, and more on you.
*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Elijah is 3 ½ years old, 39 lbs and wears our 2T for a snug style.
$ 59.00
Size GuideStreet trendy white unisex youth tee with double-sided print
No more chugging wine in the corner of aisle 3 as your child has an epic meltdown. Now you can proudly do it in the middle of the checkout lane. This peerless, impeccably correct t-shirt, is the first ever virtual parenting assistant, and our newest BFF. Our winning team, offers you a streamlined approach to those red-faced, sponsor-inducing outings. Simply point to ‘little sheeter’ with a knowing glance and mingle with unknown comrades amidst the warzone of that called parenting. But since your kids are, of course, always angels and you, of course, never refer to them in such a manner, you can smile as you present their ‘never sweeter’ emblazoned chest for those family photos. A miracle? We think so. Feel in charge now, like a real adult. It’s more satisfying than you can believe. Spend less money on wine, and more on you.
*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Rinad and Mustafa both wear our Youth Size Medium
$ 39.00
Size GuideTrendy baby boy and baby girl white bodysuit onesie with double-sided print
This 100% baby rib cotton onesie says it all. But if an explanation really is necessary -- they’re fresh out of the oven, they don’t talk back and they love you unconditionally. AND… they’re always awake, which means no sleep for you, and those blowouts…those epic blowouts. The neckband is designed for easy on-and-off. You can even pull it down from head to bum to avoid poo-face or having to cut the thing off entirely. We use a printing method that infuses the ink into the material so there is no scratchiness or extra stimulation for your little one. We got you covered. Wet wipe anyone?
*** Disclaimer - not intended for sleep wear. subtle variations - no garment is exactly alike.
Carter is 4 months old and wears our size 3-6 months.