SPLAT THERAPY MALE VINTAGE T-SHIRT
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Size GuideMale medium-weight ivory vintage burnout tee with alternative swear words
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Visually crafted to keep those love handles in check, because who wants to say ‘no’ to beer and pizza? This vintage glove-soft shirt, gives you a clear advantage in aesthetics and arguments . It’s no secret that you think we’re always naggin’. Keep your feet up and mouth full and just point to the expression you wish to communicate as we pull up next to you. Because, you know, the foundation of any relationship is solid communication. ;)
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*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Stefan is 5'10", 185 lbs and wears our male size Medium.
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