$ 59.00Size Guide
Street trendy white unisex youth tee with double-sided print
No more chugging wine in the corner of aisle 3 as your child has an epic meltdown. Now you can proudly do it in the middle of the checkout lane. This peerless, impeccably correct t-shirt, is the first ever virtual parenting assistant, and our newest BFF. Our winning team, offers you a streamlined approach to those red-faced, sponsor-inducing outings. Simply point to ‘little sheeter’ with a knowing glance and mingle with unknown comrades amidst the warzone of that called parenting. But since your kids are, of course, always angels and you, of course, never refer to them in such a manner, you can smile as you present their ‘never sweeter’ emblazoned chest for those family photos. A miracle? We think so. Feel in charge now, like a real adult. It’s more satisfying than you can believe. Spend less money on wine, and more on you.
*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Rinad and Mustafa both wear our Youth Size Medium
$ 245.00Size Guide
Long vintage lace printed silk scarf in black
There’s simply no substitute for swearing, and for that matter, swearing in French. It just sounds better. It is better. Everything in your life is better. Be your own icon in this light-weight print of profanity-splattered vintage lace, spun from silk-habotai for a luxuriously soft feel - your endless source of relief and companionship. Release your frustrations and transcend the ‘goody’ in you. Discover the unexpected thrill of an unmasked existence. Some hard-won wisdom? Expression now, ends unsightly f*ck-ups later. Your best self starts here. Its indispensable. You, are indispensable.
$ 80.00Size Guide
Black satin sleep eye mask
Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to f*ck off, and your end-of-day is no joke. We take your beauty sleep very seriously. You should too. You have a lot of sh*t to conquer and being tired just won’t do. Guard your z’s with the fierce prowess of a cat in this playful mask. We love it for dozing on long-haul flights, daytime cat-naps or extensive dream lands. Don’t mess with this pussy, Donald.
$ 395.00Size Guide
Contemporary printed square silk scarf
This contemporary, lustrous silk print is a lavish feast of hidden yet unrestrained profanity, meticulously handcrafted to wake up the bad*ss in you. Dirty pink “F’s” pepper the classically elegant polk-a-dots with slashings of splattered paint - a marriage of beauty and beast in their most powerful forms. Drape, wrap, accent…your desire is its pleasure. Turn fear into confidence. Be seen. Be noticed. Create more time in your schedule for the things that matter.