LITTLE ANGELS- NEVER SWEETER, LITTLER SHEETER - UNISEX TODDLER T-SHIRT
$ 56.00
Size GuideCute hipster kids white unisex toddler tee with double-sided print
-EDITOR'S NOTES-
No more chugging wine in the corner of aisle 3 as your child has an epic meltdown. Now you can proudly do it in the middle of the checkout lane. This peerless, impeccably correct t-shirt, is the first ever virtual parenting assistant, and our newest BFF. Our winning team, offers you a streamlined approach to those red-faced, sponsor-inducing outings. Simply point to ‘little sheeter’ with a knowing glance and mingle with unknown comrades amidst the warzone of that called parenting. But since your kids are, of course, always angels and you, of course, never refer to them in such a manner, you can smile as you present their ‘never sweeter’ emblazoned chest for those family photos. A miracle? We think so. Feel in charge now, like a real adult. It’s more satisfying than you can believe. Spend less money on wine, and more on you.
- White cotton with faded black and grey print
- Slip on
- 50% polyester; 50% cotton
- Wash cold. Let dry.
- Printed in the USA. Exclusive design.
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*** Disclaimer - subtle variations. no garment is exactly alike.
Elijah is 3 ½ years old, 39 lbs and wears our 2T for a snug style.
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